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A National Crime - Superbowl Stage Show OFFSHORED (Satire)

Sun Feb 5, 2012 8:21 PM EST
arts, music, football, canada, satire, superbowl, offshoring, half-time
By Jonathan-1917156
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Ok folks, this has got to be a crime that should cause Obama to be impeached, cats and dogs living together, and George Bush to be reinstated as President for Life, marshall law to be imposed for the next 10000 years, all in the name of preserving our democracy. 

What do I speak of, the Superbowl Half-Time show, the production of which was offshored. I mean, the most american of events, with a show that was devised, produced and created in a country other than the Empire of the United States of America, and a place where English isn't even an official language no less. I mean, do they even know what football is in Quebec? 

What we need now is for every red blooded american to come out and visibly protest this crime against america. Boycott Canada for even accepting this work!!!

/END SATIRE. 

Ok, I really don't care about the game, but I was interested in the half time show when I found out that it was a company in Montreal, Canada that was producing the stage show, and quite frankly, I was AWE SHOCKED by it, OMFG it was amazing, just take a look at the effects that were on the 'field' and off the stage. That was amazing. !!!

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Jonathan-1917156

yes folks, this is satire

  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 8:21 PM EST
mightyj

It is a good thing LFMAO was playing the gig......

  • 2 votes
#1.1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM EST
Jonathan-1917156

yeah, well at least two of them

What I did think is that if they EVER do a remake of the original blues brothers, Cee Lo should play the James brown character, the minister lol.

I am still thinking about the 'floor effects' though. WOW!!!

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:05 PM EST
mstanley2265

I didn't catch it on TV (TV not hooked up) but did go to YouTube...Yep, it's there...they didn't miss a trick....smart Canadians...LOL

  • 1 vote
#1.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 8:22 AM EST
johny-388777

Ha ha ha. GWB. ahhhh.

    #1.4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:36 AM EST
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    grump in NM

    Canada is a suburb of the US. I don't really see a problem.

    • 1 vote
    Reply#2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:50 PM EST
    Jonathan-1917156

    damn you, I am moving back there, don't EVER tell me that. I may end up having to move somewhere with real freedoms, you know like, north korea.

    NOTE TO THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW ME: That statement WAS sarcasm, and if you can't figure that out for yourself, that aint my @!$%#ing problem.

    • 3 votes
    #2.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:51 PM EST
    grump in NM

    you got a chuckle out of this old man.

    • 1 vote
    #2.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST
    Mark from Bridgeport

    Canada isn't an official US suburb until it's in the NFL.

    • 3 votes
    #2.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 12:35 PM EST
    grump in NM

    Oh, crap. Mark may be right. Well, I guess my Imperialistic tendencies are failing yet again.

    Jon, don't be such a sarcastic Maple Leaf licking bozo.

    I haven't seen the half time show. I will go look at it later and I will report back with my observations. I am hoping for nudity or costume malfunction.

    • 2 votes
    #2.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:54 PM EST
    Jonathan-1917156

    unfortunately no nudity or costume malfunction, but those thigh high's that madonna strapped on did a number on me hahahaha

    • 1 vote
    #2.5 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:06 PM EST
    grump in NM

    "If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up." Dame Edna.

    • 3 votes
    #2.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST
    mstanley2265

    Jonathan....and no doubt the short skirt too. LOL

      #2.7 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:47 PM EST
      Jonathan-1917156

      actually you know what, she was overall done up the way I really find hot. Done in a way that says, yeah, I'm hot, but not outwardly raunchy. To me, it is often about what doesn't get displayed as much as it is what is displayed. Having said that, Madonna never really got me going, though I certainly respect her as a business person, and as an entertainer.

      • 1 vote
      #2.8 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM EST
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      mstanley2265

      sidenote: Love your avatar, how'd you get kitty to hold still long enough? lol

        Reply#3 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:47 AM EST
        Jonathan-1917156

        well not my cat, but it was a friends GI Kitty doll. :))

        NOTE: No cats were harmed in the creation of that avatar. :P

        My cat is all black actually.

          #3.1 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:23 AM EST
          mstanley2265

          Wellll, that sure is a Realistic looking Kitty!!! Ah black cat, Witchy Witch likes :)

            #3.2 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:59 AM EST
            Jonathan-1917156

            yup, the lil black bastard just dropped another one too. lol. Excuse me while I go air out the washroom hahaha.

            • 1 vote
            #3.3 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:05 AM EST
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